Friday, April 4, 2014

If You Give a Girl an Accessory

If you give a girl an accessory, she is going to want to get a dress to go with it.
When she gets the dress she will spy the shoes on her way out and realize that those ones on display would match perfectly and they are on sale! So........
She is going to want to get the shoes to go with it. 
When she goes to check out she notices the nicely manicured nails of the cashier who checks her out, so........
she is going to want to go to the nail salon to get hers done too.
She may get carried away and decide to get a pedicure as well.
While she is in the salon she happens to see herself in a mirror and notices that her hair needs a trim, so she is going to want to go to the hair salon to get her hair done.
While there she has some time to think she decides to get a fresh new style (what better way to show off her new outfit than to get a new haircut).

When she gets back home she is going to realize that she needs somewhere to go in her new attire. So you will have to take her out.
When you take her out she is going to see a cute dress in the window. She will probably decide to go in and try it on. 
If she finds that it fits perfectly she will realize that she cannot just put it back on the shelf, and so you decide to buy her the dress.
And chances are if you buy her the dress, she is going to want an accessory to go with it.

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